“Meet me at the pool at midnight.”

Well at least we can dream, Windsor.

It will be THE summertime party in Lakeshore and everyone from all the big shops will be there. 

She will say that at sunset, when tans glow golden and everyone looks successful. Soon Josh will show you his new driver. 

But the fish flies are out and you’re wearing khakis! Alert!

The solution: dark shorts. 

For a bug stain-hiding alternative, try replacing your go-to summer shorts with something darker. 

Plus, they will better contrast with your loose and untucked party shirt (perhaps linen), you can get away with wearing your Vans or Chucks, and they'll draw her gaze to your Ray Bans. 

But let’s face it, the goal here is to differentiate: let’s say more techno or 1950s modern architecture than Jimmy Buffet and ornate porch columns. 

The RVCA Week End Shorts are my favourite option, shown here for Beach Grove with Pam or when we can finally have Datsunn and TEO play our patio. 

We have a full size range. I wear a 30. We also have army green and classic black. 

You can order online and pickup at the shop Friday or Saturday from 10am-2pm. I’ll be there with fresh tunes, tasty drinks, and other cool rad dad gifts for Father’s Day.